MUTANT PIG BORN DURING UFO ENCOUNTER!

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Metro has reported that eyewitnesses claim that a mutant headed pig “alien” was born in Guatemala after UFOs seen in the sky.

Aliens have been blamed for the freakish appearance of a pig born in the remote village of Santa Cruz El Chol in Guatemala. Residents of the South American village have decided that the pig’s odd human-shaped head is the doing of visitors from OUT OF THIS WORLD, after strange bright lights were spotted hovering in the sky on the night of its birth.

The unfortunate, ostensibly HYBRID BEAST — which is one of a litter of eleven — has been described as looking like a cross between a human and something from an Alien movie. Farmer Laureano Escobar Arias expressed his dismay:

“I was shocked — it was a really terrifying experience. It looked like some kind of alien creature.”

Local health officials, who have evidently not bothered to investigate the case, have suggested that there are more earthly reasons for the pig’s appearance:

“We don’t know for certain but it could have been caused by a genetic problem or by environmental pollution.”

Whether or not this anomalous pig has been delivered into the hands of science was not reported.