RUSSIAN WOMAN STORES DEAD ALIEN IN REFRIGERATOR!

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Phantoms and Monsters has reported that an anonymous “old lady” from Petrozavodsk, Russia, has revealed that she has been storing a frozen alien body in a refrigerator for the past couple of years.

According to the old lady she discovered the alien’s CURIOUS CARCASS amidst a pile of¬† “metal fragments” adjacent to her summer home. The diminutive body — which was said to be nearly 20-inches long and bears a passing resemblance to eyewitness descriptions of Ohio’s notorious, want wielding, LOVELAND FROGMEN — was said to be “very hot.”

Before finding the body the woman claimed that she heard a terrible noise. This combined with the debris surrounding this ostensibly alien being has made many believe that this was a visitor from OUT OF THIS WORLD who perished in the midst of an emergency crash landing over Russia.

After holding onto this body since 2009, the lady claimed that she was visited by representatives of the Karelian Research Center of the Russian Academy of Sciences, who confiscated the body for the purpose of its investigating it.However, employees of the Research Center who were interviewed later said that they had never heard of the discovery, which begs the question; if this UNCLASSIFIED body was real, then where was it taken?

It bears mentioning that Russia has been a hotbed of UFO and alien pranks, including video footage alleging to show a flying saucer landing in Siberia and, even more infamously, a pair of Siberian boys who claimed to find yet another “microterrestrial” in the snow, which was revealed to be made from moldy bread and chicken parts.